Thursday, March 22, 2018

Ep. 97: 'Salt' & 'Red Sparrow'

Hello folks, and welcome... to the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show! This week the guys are changing things up, but mostly cosmetically.

Historic haircuts and trainer angst aside, this week the boys mean business: spy business. Femme fatales, double agents, black briefcases, triple agents, and post-Cold War relations. Oh, and organ mutilation. Who can say no? Who will win?

And don't get your hair-monsters wet, folks. They might become sentient.

Get yer popcorn!

Thursday, March 15, 2018

Ep. 96: 'The Ritual' & 'Annihilation'

Well folks, here you are. It's the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show, your favorite text-based game podcast oddity. Freaking toke it!

And to be accurate af, you should all read Notes from the Underground. But first, CHOOSE WISELY. To the North, magical monsters lie in wait for your delicious limbs. To the West is a sheer insurmountable cliff. To the South, strange mutations and mimicks eye you uncomfortably; and to the East... is a Glorbenstein. Again you cannot choose West.

Get yer popcorn!

Thursday, March 8, 2018

Friday, March 2, 2018

Ep. 94: 'The Cloverfield Paradox' & 'Fifty Shades Freed'

Welcome folks! To be clear, this is not an Alien fanboy podcast. Don't be confused. Also not a foodie podcast; put down your quenelle hymnals.

Man flu's and hot spoons aside, this week you won't want to step away from. Snag your hot beverage of choice, and answer the age-old question: who... will... win? A non-Ripley female protagonist fighting non-aliens in space, or soft-core porn played over a tortured drama? Nonsense sci-fi twists, or ridiculous trust issues? Tangentially-related monster franchises, or films you really don't need to watch in a crowded theater?

... Have you chosen your answer? Great, now don't tell anybody you watched either of these films.

Don't miss the climax!

Friday, February 23, 2018

Ep. 93: 'Hostiles' & 'Maze Runner: The Death Cure'

Welcome folks! You know what time it is.

You know America has really let you down, when you go to get Starbucks, and you can't get Starbucks. Luckily, this American commodity will never let you down. It's the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show. This is our show; we made it.

Listen here good Americans, this week is a fun one. I mean, family-murder and government coups aside. Versus this shit: on-screen scalping, or cheap terrible awful sucky film-making? Cowboys and Indians, or literally unreadable YA nonsense? Who will win?!

Get yer popcorn!

Thursday, February 8, 2018

Ep. 92: 'Call Me By Your Name' & 'Phantom Thread'

Welcome to the show! This is the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show, where we strive to be the music in your universe.

This week, Joel is regretting online purchases and Jon is romanticizing subtext. Wait, but there are films too! Shit-ass awesome films. It's award season folks. Who wins: Luca Guadagnino, or PTA? Timmy/Hammer, or Danny/Manny? Lazy summers, or cursèd clothes?

Peaches... or mushrooms...

Get yer popcorn!

Thursday, February 1, 2018

Ep. 91: 'The Post' & 'I, Tonya'

Welcome back, folks! You've all turned in tuned in to the LNDFPS, police lights and cardigans included. What's a matta you?

Code-makin', job-applyin', and pants-sizin' aside. It's time to get this show on the road. This is a very serious show, based on a serious question: Who... Will... Will? A little local newspaper from D.C., or some classless ice skater? Self-important Spielberg, or white-trash Gillespie? Meryl Streep,... or Margot Robbie? Only time will tell. (Or you could skip to the end of the episode, but what's the point in that? Cherish the journey, folks.)

Get yer popcorn!

Thursday, January 25, 2018

Ep. 90: 'Molly's Game' & 'Insidious: The Last Key'

Howdy folks, and welcome back to your favorite gab-tastic film fest! We lend you this podcast, to share responsibly with your friends.

As per the usual, new-year-new-Joel and some Dude-inspirée offer you a challenge. Guess who wins in this battle royale: fate... or fear. The cards, or the keys. The Poker Princess, or Lin Fucking Shaye. You're welcome.

Grab yer glass of Joel's Nectar! And Saint Samara guide you.

Thursday, January 18, 2018

Ep. 89: 'Downsizing' & 'All the Money in the World'

Welcome folks! This is the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show that you have turned into tuned in to. It's our party, but it's cool that you're here.

What is life, folks? Living with death, or mumbly microphones? Helping humans, or acquiring wealth? Joining a Viking-Hippie Eden-cult, or resolving oil feuds on behalf of Getty Oil?

In other news, Joel's #1 tool has failed him.

Here's to you, you lawn people.

Monday, January 8, 2018

Ep. 88: 'Gremlins 2: The New Batch' & 'The Shape of Water'

Howdy folks!

According to one man (Joel, in the previous episode), for a proper metaphor to work, it has to work on both the literal and metaphorical interpretation. Perhaps the same can be said for film pairings, but this week's perfect couple have been chosen Jon, so good luck with that.

Get yer popcorn!