Friday, December 8, 2017

Ep. 84: 'Justice League' & 'Coco'

Hello! And welcome folks! How are things in the universe outside Joel's recording studio/bedroom?

To be fair, this is the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show, and Happy Middle-of-December! Break out the sake!

But sandwiches and sound bars aside, you're in for a special week folks. Perfectly paired: Spandex tights and orange ethereal petals galore; dead gods and undead matriarchs; super-capes and Frozen shorts. You're welcome.

Get yer popcorn!

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Ep. 83: 'The Killing of a Sacred Deer' & 'Murder on the Orient Express [2017]'

Welcome folks! It's episode 84 83 of LNDFPS! Me oh my, the turning of the decades, and the time frames. It's our favorite show, and we hope it's yours too.

It may be end of days for the J's, what with episode 100 naught four months out, but the boys have more important things to think about today. Like death. Science and witchcraft. Conscience and the unconscionable.  Yorgos Lanthimos, and Kenneth Branagh.

Surgeons never kill patients, and everyone is a suspect.

Will you be our coffee friend?

Saturday, November 25, 2017

Ep. 82: 'Suburbicon' & 'Thor: Ragnorak'

Hello! Is it me you're looking for? It's the LNDFPS show. You know, where we do things like defining "nerdery".

We hope you partied hard this Thanksgiving. But Black Friday aside, this week is all-American fun. That is, the Coen Brothers and Taika Waititi. Are we a mirror of double-standards, black and white but never the two shall mix? Are we not a gaudy gladiator ring, run by a pleasure-seeking grandmaster and riddled with commercialized absurdities?

It's hard to choose sometimes. But that's the price of freedom. 90%-off-markdown, limitless freedom.

Getcha popcorn!

Friday, November 10, 2017

Ep. 81: AS SEEN ON TV! - Stranger Things Season Two

Welcome to the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show! Hope your Halloween was okely dokely.

'Little Shop' fan-boying aside, you're in for a treat folks. Prepare yourselves for a brief revisitation to your favorite nostalgia-verse... Hawkins, Indiana! All your old friends are here, playing their stupid video games and battling splindly smoke monsters. But will this hold up to your fond memories of season one? Are slimy trash-monsters safe pets? What are high school dances? Can Eleven be the Dark Phoenix of Netflix, out-handing the manifested fear and phobia of all those she cares for?

Or something like that. We don't deal in perfect metaphors here, folks.

Get yer custom sodas and wings! And sponsor us please.

Monday, November 6, 2017

Ep. 80: 'Frozen' & 'The Snowman'

Bring all your friends, it's time to go, to the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show! Thanks for listening; you're all heroes in our eyes.

This week is all about ice queens and drunken has-beens. Snowmen, and... snowmen. Acts of true love, and getting away with muurrrrderrrr. You're welcome.

And as a follow-up, this week Joel is totes over it. Easy comforts and hard love.

Three beverages, Joel. Count 'em.

Friday, November 3, 2017

Ep. 79: 'A Dark Song' & 'Happy Death Day'

Hello, you fellow tab-aholics and one-tabbers, and welcome all to your favorite Internet show! Some time has passed since the last episode. But no echoes and micro-adjustments this week, so yaaaaay!!

This week is all death and darkness. Demonic rituals and nightmarish death-loops, lines of salt and delicious cake, arcane icons and bubbly sorority chicks. Oh also religion podcasts and romantic roller coasters! You're welcome.

Boodily bawdily boo!

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Ep. 78: 'What Happened to Monday' & 'Blade Runner 2049'

Howdy folks, and welcome to Beverage Chat LNDFPS! Um, we do have a confession to make. We messed up the audio this week, in such a way that the whole world occasionally echoes. We apologize for your sanity and its eventual draining away.

This week, it's all cyber-punk neo-noire, all the time. Birth, life, death, and a surprising lack of Willem Dafoe. Is Harrison Ford a robot? Do GMO's cause birth defects? And most importantly, would you date a Joi?

Now turn to page 45 in your hymnals, and we will igniciate intermission.

Get yer popcorn!

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Ep. 77: 'Gerald's Game' & 'American Made'

Howdy folks, and welcome to LNDFPS, where we want you to get your podcast money's worth. Send your sick, sick podcast money to 123 Internet Lane.

Joel sucks at lyrics and pop psychology, and Jon is getting sexy chicks fired. Excuse Joel's vagueries; he's having a whole life thing. Anyways, this week is all about Stephen King, Tom Cruise, bondage, and drug smuggling. That's it. You're welcome.

Get yer popcorn!

Saturday, October 7, 2017

Ep. 76: 'The Eyes of My Mother' & 'Kingsman: The Golden Circle'

Howdy folks! For the record, this is the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show. That's for all you Cthulhu-steins out there.

Looking for Wiccans? Angst? Puzzle games? Podcast networks? Then LOOK ELSEWHERE. Instead, the boys proffer you your choice of black-and-white or garish color. Barn friends or super-spies. Eye candy or human burgers. Choose wisely.

Thank you for assuming the party admission position.

Get yer soda drinks!