Thursday, May 3, 2018

Ep. 102: 'The Florida Project' & 'A Quiet Place'

Take it in, folks. Take in that theme song one last time, in all its unoriginal glory and utter beauty.

But come on, folks. You know the deal. This week we bring you two films (impressive) for the first last time, and one age-old question: who, will, win? Childish escapism, or survivalism in a post-apocalypse? Ruin overshadowed by theme parks, or childbirth stifled in bathtubs? A most lovable Willem Dafoe, or marriage counseling with Mr. and Mrs. John Krasinski? Tune in to find out.

Now get out there folks. Go live your Hollywood dream. Finish the things you care about, or at least the things you start. And for God's sake, get yer popcorn!

Thursday, April 26, 2018

Ep. 101: 'The Congress' & 'Ready Player One'

Hello? Is this on? Is this the real life, is this just fantasy?

Ampoule-inspired hallucinations aside, this is the Late! Night! Double! Feature! Picture! Show! And the rumors are true folks: we are cancelling the apocalypse this show... yeah... it's true. There will be another episode coming soon, but hey. San Junipero calls.

But once again let us return to the age-old question: who wins? A movie queen who can't escape the future, or a freaking computer nerd who can't escape... reality? Cartoon drug trips, or World of Warcraft super-quests? Robin Wright playing herself, or Mark Rylance versus the world? There's only one way to find out!

Now go wrap yourself to sleep in loneliness and a sheet, grab a taco al pastor, and enjoy.

Get yer popcorn!

Thursday, April 19, 2018

Thursday, April 12, 2018

Ep. 99: 'Lara Croft: Tomb Raider' & 'Tomb Raider (2018)'

What?! How did you get there?! Well uh, you have found yourself at the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show. We've got some rain here, but hey.

Who will win? Aligned planets, or colorful puzzles? Ancient clocks, or rusted-out plane crashes perched on waterfalls? Subtle sexism and actual breasts, or Uncharted action-adventure with less breasts?

You decide! Just kidding. We decide, and you'll find out!

Get yer popcorn!

Friday, April 6, 2018

Ep. 98: 'Mudbound' & 'A Wrinkle in Time'

So tasty, folks! Joel has a cold, and work is too slow. And now, it's time to play hard.

This week's a doozy, my dudes. MOVIES BASED ON BOOKS! Who will win? Two families, white and black, tied together by the land. Or maybe two kids on a very safe adventure with at least four chaperones. Racial violence, or cosmic... badness? A heartbeat in your hand, or a lettuce-leaf Reese?

Now don't look me in the eye.

Get yer popcorn!

Thursday, March 22, 2018

Ep. 97: 'Salt' & 'Red Sparrow'

Hello folks, and welcome... to the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show! This week the guys are changing things up, but mostly cosmetically.

Historic haircuts and trainer angst aside, this week the boys mean business: spy business. Femme fatales, double agents, black briefcases, triple agents, and post-Cold War relations. Oh, and organ mutilation. Who can say no? Who will win?

And don't get your hair-monsters wet, folks. They might become sentient.

Get yer popcorn!

Thursday, March 15, 2018

Ep. 96: 'The Ritual' & 'Annihilation'

Well folks, here you are. It's the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show, your favorite text-based game podcast oddity. Freaking toke it!

And to be accurate af, you should all read Notes from the Underground. But first, CHOOSE WISELY. To the North, magical monsters lie in wait for your delicious limbs. To the West is a sheer insurmountable cliff. To the South, strange mutations and mimicks eye you uncomfortably; and to the East... is a Glorbenstein. Again you cannot choose West.

Get yer popcorn!

Thursday, March 8, 2018

Friday, March 2, 2018

Ep. 94: 'The Cloverfield Paradox' & 'Fifty Shades Freed'

Welcome folks! To be clear, this is not an Alien fanboy podcast. Don't be confused. Also not a foodie podcast; put down your quenelle hymnals.

Man flu's and hot spoons aside, this week you won't want to step away from. Snag your hot beverage of choice, and answer the age-old question: who... will... win? A non-Ripley female protagonist fighting non-aliens in space, or soft-core porn played over a tortured drama? Nonsense sci-fi twists, or ridiculous trust issues? Tangentially-related monster franchises, or films you really don't need to watch in a crowded theater?

... Have you chosen your answer? Great, now don't tell anybody you watched either of these films.

Don't miss the climax!

Friday, February 23, 2018

Ep. 93: 'Hostiles' & 'Maze Runner: The Death Cure'

Welcome folks! You know what time it is.

You know America has really let you down, when you go to get Starbucks, and you can't get Starbucks. Luckily, this American commodity will never let you down. It's the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show. This is our show; we made it.

Listen here good Americans, this week is a fun one. I mean, family-murder and government coups aside. Versus this shit: on-screen scalping, or cheap terrible awful sucky film-making? Cowboys and Indians, or literally unreadable YA nonsense? Who will win?!

Get yer popcorn!