Thursday, April 19, 2018

Ep. 100:

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Thursday, April 12, 2018

Ep. 99: 'Lara Croft: Tomb Raider' & 'Tomb Raider (2018)'

What?! How did you get there?! Well uh, you have found yourself at the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show. We've got some rain here, but hey.

Who will win? Aligned planets, or colorful puzzles? Ancient clocks, or rusted-out plane crashes perched on waterfalls? Subtle sexism and actual breasts, or Uncharted action-adventure with less breasts?

You decide! Just kidding. We decide, and you'll find out!

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Friday, April 6, 2018

Ep. 98: 'Mudbound' & 'A Wrinkle in Time'

So tasty, folks! Joel has a cold, and work is too slow. And now, it's time to play hard.

This week's a doozy, my dudes. MOVIES BASED ON BOOKS! Who will win? Two families, white and black, tied together by the land. Or maybe two kids on a very safe adventure with at least four chaperones. Racial violence, or cosmic... badness? A heartbeat in your hand, or a lettuce-leaf Reese?

Now don't look me in the eye.

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Thursday, March 22, 2018

Ep. 97: 'Salt' & 'Red Sparrow'

Hello folks, and welcome... to the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show! This week the guys are changing things up, but mostly cosmetically.

Historic haircuts and trainer angst aside, this week the boys mean business: spy business. Femme fatales, double agents, black briefcases, triple agents, and post-Cold War relations. Oh, and organ mutilation. Who can say no? Who will win?

And don't get your hair-monsters wet, folks. They might become sentient.

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Thursday, March 15, 2018

Ep. 96: 'The Ritual' & 'Annihilation'

Well folks, here you are. It's the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show, your favorite text-based game podcast oddity. Freaking toke it!

And to be accurate af, you should all read Notes from the Underground. But first, CHOOSE WISELY. To the North, magical monsters lie in wait for your delicious limbs. To the West is a sheer insurmountable cliff. To the South, strange mutations and mimicks eye you uncomfortably; and to the East... is a Glorbenstein. Again you cannot choose West.

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Thursday, March 8, 2018

Friday, March 2, 2018

Ep. 94: 'The Cloverfield Paradox' & 'Fifty Shades Freed'

Welcome folks! To be clear, this is not an Alien fanboy podcast. Don't be confused. Also not a foodie podcast; put down your quenelle hymnals.

Man flu's and hot spoons aside, this week you won't want to step away from. Snag your hot beverage of choice, and answer the age-old question: who... will... win? A non-Ripley female protagonist fighting non-aliens in space, or soft-core porn played over a tortured drama? Nonsense sci-fi twists, or ridiculous trust issues? Tangentially-related monster franchises, or films you really don't need to watch in a crowded theater?

... Have you chosen your answer? Great, now don't tell anybody you watched either of these films.

Don't miss the climax!

Friday, February 23, 2018

Ep. 93: 'Hostiles' & 'Maze Runner: The Death Cure'

Welcome folks! You know what time it is.

You know America has really let you down, when you go to get Starbucks, and you can't get Starbucks. Luckily, this American commodity will never let you down. It's the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show. This is our show; we made it.

Listen here good Americans, this week is a fun one. I mean, family-murder and government coups aside. Versus this shit: on-screen scalping, or cheap terrible awful sucky film-making? Cowboys and Indians, or literally unreadable YA nonsense? Who will win?!

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Thursday, February 8, 2018

Ep. 92: 'Call Me By Your Name' & 'Phantom Thread'

Welcome to the show! This is the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show, where we strive to be the music in your universe.

This week, Joel is regretting online purchases and Jon is romanticizing subtext. Wait, but there are films too! Shit-ass awesome films. It's award season folks. Who wins: Luca Guadagnino, or PTA? Timmy/Hammer, or Danny/Manny? Lazy summers, or curs├Ęd clothes?

Peaches... or mushrooms...

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Thursday, February 1, 2018

Ep. 91: 'The Post' & 'I, Tonya'

Welcome back, folks! You've all turned in tuned in to the LNDFPS, police lights and cardigans included. What's a matta you?

Code-makin', job-applyin', and pants-sizin' aside. It's time to get this show on the road. This is a very serious show, based on a serious question: Who... Will... Will? A little local newspaper from D.C., or some classless ice skater? Self-important Spielberg, or white-trash Gillespie? Meryl Streep,... or Margot Robbie? Only time will tell. (Or you could skip to the end of the episode, but what's the point in that? Cherish the journey, folks.)

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