Thursday, September 14, 2017

Ep. 73: 'Victoria' & 'Good Time'

Well folks, we did it. We have returned for another episode of LNDFPS. You're welcome.

This week, your choice is simple. An escape to the roof, or a rescue mission for your brother. A little cocaine to feel more aggressive, or some acid in a Sprite bottle. One singular take, or an unending string of bad things happening to bad people. Choose wisely, dear listeners.

But first, Norm's. It's where life happens.

Get yer hotcakes here!

Thursday, September 7, 2017

Ep. 72: 'Death Note (2017)' & 'Wind River'

Welcome back folks. For the record, this is LNDFPS! Dot com. We strive to be the opposite of guilt.

This week, would you rather author the deaths of your loved ones, or run barefoot in the snow until your alveoli burst and you drown in blood? Would you rather a poor film that references something great, or a decent film that makes you feel nothing? Spoilers, maybe.

Oh, and send us your Disney Joel fanfic!

Get yer popcorn!

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Ep. 71: 'Magic Mike' & 'Logan Lucky'

Oooooo. Sexy music time.

Welcome folks, to LNDFPS. You've heard of us, I'm sure. This week is all about Soderbergh. Sexy, sexy Soderbergh. Or bank heist Soderbergh. You're choice I guess, but why choose? All Soderbergh, all the time! You're welcome.

Fish chess. Titanic gods and minor-key social lives. You know.

Get yer popcorn!

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Ep. 70: 'The Fury' & 'Annabelle: Creation'

Welcome everybody, to the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show! Happy to know ya. Jon's been diving deep in the memes, and Joel's throwin' stones at Hans Zimmer.

This week, TERROR awaits. Will you succumb to the blind, psychotic rage of youth? Or will a possessed doll finally do you in? You'll have to wait for the end to find out!

Get yer popcorn!

Sunday, August 20, 2017

Ep. 69: 'Beasts of No Nation' & 'The Dark Tower'

Welcome back, folks. Hope you're listening to all your other favorite podcasts. 'Cause obviously your listening to this favorite podcast, the one that matters most.

Ordeals aside, this week is all about Idris Elba. Well, Idris Elba as a child-soldier general and/or a gunslinger from another dimension. So that's the connection. No more questions, please.

Get yer multiple drinks! And would you like avocado on that grilled cheese? Of course you would.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Ep. 68: 'Valerian: City of a Thousand Planets' & 'Dunkirk'

Welcome back, folks! If you didn't notice, WE MISSED A WEEK! Sincerest apologies, but we are back now.

This week, Joel is making jokes that only Jon would get, but Jon isn't getting them. Oh, and the movies! Luc Besson strikes again with bright colors, burlesque babes, and awkward romance in a film A LIFETIME IN THE MAKING. Also Christopher Nolan gives us an alien invasion alt-history of World War II the best epic war film since Blue Valentine. Does any of this make sense?

Get yer popcorn!

Tuesday, August 1, 2017

Ep. 67: 'Full Metal Jacket' & 'War for the Planet of the Apes'

Welcome, one and all, to the latest iteration of your favorite podcast! Sleep deprivation, chronic lifelong insomnia, and just freaking the frack out.

This week is a themed one, one of those perfectly-paired double features. Death, war, cute little girls who seem like red herrings but are really here to tear your heart out. Does any of this make sense? The more I listen to this show, the less I think anything makes sense. It's sort of beautiful, in its own sort of way.

Get yer popcorn drinks!

Friday, July 21, 2017

Ep. 66: 'Okja' & 'Spider-Man: Homecoming'

Welcome to Tech Talk with Jon and Joel LNDFPS! You tuned in to the right station.

This week, Shadow Shaman Jon and Forums Guy Joel watch two kind-of-related films. The match-up:
- Jon Watts versus Bong Joon-Ho.
- M.J. versus Mija.
- Spiderman... versus Superpig.

Get yer popcorn!

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Ep. 65: 'The Beguiled' & 'Baby Driver'

Well hello, folks! We're just a couple of cave-dwelling podcasters, talking about computer cords and color calibration. Oh, and also movies!

Southern hospitality, or songs about "Baby". Unwelcome visitors, or tinnitus. Whistling dixies, or heist maestros. Which film will the J's choose? Hard to say, you'll have to find out.

But the history of candy...

Thursday, July 13, 2017

Ep. 64: 'The Last Unicorn' & 'Transformers: The Last Knight'

Hello and welcome, you lovely people. This is LNDFPS, and we might not be the first double-feature review podcast... but we are the best.

Prepare yourself for one of the most beautiful uses of the English language, and one of the most expensive. This week's face-off: the undrinkable Red Bull, versus the voiceless Bumblebee. Does any of this make sense? Hello?

I'm aliiiiiiiiive...